Funny wedding toasts


Being invited to a wedding, a person begins to wonder how beautiful and interesting it is to congratulate the heroes of the occasion with their entry into family life. As a rule, most of the congratulations are said to the newlyweds during the banquet. The speeches of those present are touching, solemn or parting. Funny toasts for a wedding are very popular, which are able to amuse guests and give the celebration a light pleasant atmosphere. A beautiful witty congratulation will definitely stand out among others and will be remembered for a long time by the bride and groom.

Thinking through a funny toast for a wedding, it is necessary to take into account several important points: the length of the congratulations, the acting during the speech, the degree of relevance of the joke. A merry wish should be short, capacious, and should be pronounced with a soul. A guest who says a funny toast a few days before the wedding should rehearse it well. It also matters which words to choose: it may be a parable, anecdote or a self-written speech. But to please everyone, the joke must be kind and friendly, evoke positive emotions in everyone.

Options are short of funny wedding toasts

  • Funny wedding toast about four qualities

Once the hero of the occasion said to me:

- Ah, how I dream that my beloved was faithful, kind, well-behaved, and, moreover, that a beautiful unearthly!

What I thought:

- My friend is crazy! It is almost impossible to find these qualities in one woman, but he certainly will not be able to cope with four! But what do I see? Here next to (Name of the groom) sits a girl who turns her dream into reality - she is loyal, kind, economic and incredibly beautiful. So let's raise our glasses and drink for the fact that my friend got such a beautiful bride, and so that the hero of the occasion would always see only the best, worthy qualities in the groom!

  • Funny wedding toast about children's fairy tales

I want to tell the heroes of the occasion that miracles happen on the wedding day, and fairy tales become true. I can prove it! So once I congratulated my brother on the wedding. That night, he and his newly-married wife decided to read a children's story «Ivan is the royal son», and nine months later they had a baby boy! Then I walked at the wedding of a second cousin, after which the newlyweds decided to re-read «Maryu the artisan». Guess what happened next?

And a year later they called me to celebrate the triumph of a friend: the bride and groom read that evening «Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs». Eight children - this is not a joke to you, gentlemen! I propose raising a glass so that, after today's holiday, the culprits read «Ali Babu and the Forty Thieves»!

  • Funny wedding toast about jealousy

Jealousy is an interesting thing! They say that in relation to men and women, it acts in different ways. For example, if a man is jealous, then he becomes stupid, funny, and even loses the respect of his wife, but jealousy makes a woman affectionate, supple. Perhaps it is, but let's drink to the fact that the young wife was affectionate just like that, not trying to verify the truth of these words!

  • Funny toast for a wedding about happiness in marriage

The world knows many jokes that make fun of relationships in marriage: supposedly after marriage, everything immediately rolls somersault, but let's try to recall at least one good one! I have one in mind, listen! One man was asked how he lives with his newlywed, to which he said: «We lived happily, carefree for twenty-five years ... until we met each other». I want to wish the young that their happiness begins without fail from today of the marriage and never leaves their home!

  • Funny wedding toast about the bed

One elderly couple was once asked: «How did you manage to live together for more than seventy years, preserving love, tenderness, respect?» To which the couple replied: «Simply. There has never been a double bed in our house - only a single». I propose a drink for the wisdom of the elders, and I wish the newlyweds to use their secrets, and never be bored on this single bed! Bitterly!

  • Funny toast about the first wedding celebration

According to an old legend, the first wedding took place in paradise. In front of the newly made spouses, roses, the queen of flowers, bowed their buds in a bow, and jasmine delighted the smell of the couple with its sweet fragrance. Bright lilacs blossomed blossoms at their approach, and the young nightingale did not stop the song. So let the heroes of the day, like those two from an old legend, observe a beautiful world around them, full of bliss and beauty!

  • Funny toast about two reasons

The red fellow wanted to marry a young lady, but she refused him. Then the guy decided to ask, what is the reason for her refusal? The girl replied: «I have two reasons. The first is you, and the second is someone else». The beautiful bride, the queen of today's celebration, nevertheless decided to marry (Name of the groom). The first reason is the newly minted spouse, not deprived of many advantages, and the second is the absence of someone else. Let's raise the glasses for the groom!

  • Funny wedding toast from the hero of the occasion mother-in-law

Once curious people came to the sage and began to ask their questions. One of them was a young man who asked: «Who do you think was the happiest man on earth?» To which the sage answered without hesitation: «Adam! Because he didn’t have a mother-in-law». But in my opinion, if the first person had such a kind, loving, caring mother-in-law, like mine, then he would be able to become a million times happier. Let's drink to my beloved beautiful mother!

  • Funny wedding toast about the meanings of the word marriage

As many here know, the word marriage is a homonym with several meanings. The first is the couple’s tandem, the marriage bond of a couple in love, and the second is a defect in the product. Unfortunately, it happens that these two seemingly unrelated concepts are closely intertwined during the life of a husband and wife. Dear heroes of the occasion! I want to wish you to live in peace, mutual understanding, harmony, so that your marriage never becomes defective. For your happiness! Bitterly!

  • Funny toast in the form of a wedding joke

There is a trial in the case of a terrible accident - a head-on collision of two cars happened, all survived. The judge calls a woman sitting in one of the cars and asks: «Tell us what happened? How did the accident?» What does she answer: «How did it happen! I, as usual, sat in the front seat, controlled the movement of the car. And the husband was driving». I want to tell the heroes of the occasion that a car called «a family» - a vehicle that is not easy to drive. So may their journey be easy and happy!

Video: funny wedding toast

To easily tell a funny toast, which will cause an explosion of laughter among those present and for a long time will charge the atmosphere with positive emotions, you need to spend some time preparing. A good congratulation should not take much time - as a rule, the speech lasts less than a minute. All guests are encouraged to rehearse their performance, although even without prior preparation, the toast has a chance to turn out funny, funny and cause guests to smile, as in the video below.

Funny toasts are often sincere, because they are well received by guests. The guest can speak funny speech both in the middle of the holiday and at the beginning, «to warm» audience, help everyone to be free. Friends usually use the ridiculous option of congratulations, as they well know the sense of humor of the newlyweds. To get a few more ideas for congratulations, see the wedding toasts from friends prepared by our site..