Jokes about husband and wife
| Husband to wife: - Listen ... this ... tomorrow will be my best friend's wedding with this ... like her ... Julia Roberts... - What other friend? Could you tell me before? What will I wear? I have nothing to wear! And a gift! Where we will look for a gift? - Well, you are a fool! This movie is - "The wedding of my best friend." What are you dark, uncultured... - You would be better off about culture. When I told you last time that we’ll go to Swan Lake, whoever came across fishing rods? Bunny with a hare bred. The groom asks the younger brother of his bride: - And often do you spy on us in the keyhole? - Only when dad and mom don’t look there. Husband and wife are sitting in the kitchen after a hard day's work. Wife sighs: Lord, please give me: The husband walks with friends. To return him home early, his wife sends an SMS message: “Come quickly, I want you!” An hour passes, there is no husband, there is no answer either. - You are happy in family life? |