|Husband to wife:|
- Listen ... this ... tomorrow will be my best friend's wedding with this ... like her ... Julia Roberts...
- What other friend? Could you tell me before? What will I wear? I have nothing to wear! And a gift! Where we will look for a gift?
- Well, you are a fool! This movie is - "The wedding of my best friend." What are you dark, uncultured...
- You would be better off about culture. When I told you last time that we’ll go to Swan Lake, whoever came across fishing rods?
Bunny with a hare bred.
The groom asks the younger brother of his bride: - And often do you spy on us in the keyhole? - Only when dad and mom don’t look there.
Husband and wife are sitting in the kitchen after a hard day's work. Wife sighs:
Lord, please give me:
The husband walks with friends. To return him home early, his wife sends an SMS message: “Come quickly, I want you!” An hour passes, there is no husband, there is no answer either.
- You are happy in family life?