Anecdotes about the bride

- I beg you, my daughter, do not marry this man!
- But, Mom, I'm not for long ...

On the eve of the wedding: "Daughter, do not go well, you marry Vasya Well you Look at him - stooped, limping, with glasses ...!". "And to me, Mother, handsome and do not need." "I'm not about that.
The poor lad and so got out of life .. "
New wedding ceremony appeared in Russia recently. Now, instead of the bride at the wedding mother-steal. The first experiment was carried out last week in the city Gluzovo, was successful - mother in law was never found.

- Honey, if you kiss me again, I will be your whole life!
- Oh, thanks for the warning! ..
- I have a bride for you. From a good family ...
- And how it looks?
- Beauty! Just beautiful!
- Rich?
- After it gives a huge dowry.
- So, it does not have the disadvantages?
- There is one small bit she is pregnant.

Spinster surprised everyone with the news that she is getting married.
- But you always said that men are stupid and that you never go to marry.
- Yes, but that was before there was a man who wanted to take me as his wife.

Bride accompanies guests after a wedding feast:
- Kind people! Maybe that was not the case, so you can forgive. I'm getting married for the first time. The next time will be better.

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