|It was at Tiffany's 3-in-law. They decided to check it, how they relate to it. He waits until one goes to court and plopped down into the pit: the tone, they say! Well, it drew 1; -) ... The next morning wakes up: at the window, "Lada" should. A note on the glass: "Beloved son in law from mother-in."
With 2 the same story, only the mother-in-law gave him"Moskvich" ... I decided to check out 3 - screaming in the pit, and 3 thinking: "Fuck, I will not pull all the same anymore!" Constipation "do not get it ... Well nafig!" In the morning wakes up: under the window "Volga" with note "beloved son-in-law from the grateful!" ...
There is a man with a mother in law's funeral.
Suitable to the entrance, and then on top of a brick, and only had time to rebound.
Well, the man raises his head and tenderly: "Mom, you are already there?"
Mother-in-law-law says: "I know nothing, do what you want, but I want to be buried on Red Square!" In-law says: "Yes you che mother-in-law of the mind to survive?" And she again: "I know nothing, I want to buried in Red Square." In-law goes somewhere, back in a couple of hours and said the mother-in: "I do not know, do what you want, but your funeral on Red Square in two hours!"
Sit two men, one friend says:
- Look at your wife's mother was attacked by a lion.
- Sam was attacked, and he gets out of high
The men have gathered and discuss how the beginning who killed his mother in law:
- That went to Moscow - the first - expensive hired killer and he flunked it.
- Second - I went to Africa, the Indians bought various herbs and poisoned.
- Still others say - I went to the pharmacy bought a lottablets come home cooked one big pill and put it on the table, mother-in-law looks fit, "Oh what a great tablet" And I her from behind with an ax "to teschenka, get"
One guy says to the other:
- And here I am yesterday, the mother-picked mushrooms ...
- What if the poison?
- What do you mean if?
I got a man in Hell. The comrades in misfortune, he is asked:
- You, man, like, under which Article?
- Yes, that was the case. At the funeral of mother in law so much fun that broke two accordions.
- Well, what's so special? C It happens to everyone ...
- Yes, everything would be fine, but my witch now you are here in the HR department got a job!